Look at this lovely piece of creamy goodness. Off-white with accents of blue, it is like a giant bit of ripe blue cheese. It stinks so good. 9'5" fromage frother. If you're in the french pacific you're in the running to own this log.
-a travel warning: Qantas has slipped in a shifty new baggage allowance; 23 kilos, and one bag only. (unless you're traveling to or from america, i guess fat consumer americans need lots of baggage, like they're allowed two seats if their ass is too fat.) If you are traveling with two boardbags containing almost 50 kilos of fiberglass and foam logs like me, you may find yourself at the airport being told your excess comes to $700. Luckily i was so hung-over and pitiful looking they felt sorry for me and let me through on the sly. (other airlines to avoid: Delta (US) $500 per boardbag, British Airways (UK) no boardbags, Jetstar (Int) no longboards.)